Title : ARM WRESTLING

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Message from Youtin :

I'm not saying these translations are 100% accurate but I think they're mostly accurate and readable, I hope ^_^

Yeah..even though I was too lazy to edit and proofread XD

{ these curly brackets mean my own thoughts}

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Page 1

Naruto : Hey, Kayaku

: Do you hate getting beaten by me?

Yondaime : U

...............

Yondaime : Why did u ask that so suddenly?

>thought bubble< He's so straightforward...

Naruto : That's 'cause you cheat whenever you want to! Before I know it you've run away!

Page 2

Yondaime : It's not that I hate it, but

Naruto : But?

Yondaime : I did that because you need experience and the knowledge, right?

That's why it's better if I'm the one who does it...

Naruto : Eh--- You're just dismissing it. { Not really sure what he meant here O_o; }

Yondaime : Mu,,, and the reason is?

Naruto : 'Cause I'm the one who REAAALLLY likes Kayaku a lot!!!

Yondaime : Ah.. Ok.. Is that so.. But..

>thought bubble<<: His way of seduction is probably natural to him...

Naruto : See! It's decided!

Yondaime >thought bubble<: I... I can't look suspicious here!

Page 3

Yondaime : If you're talking about who loves who more, of course I won't be beaten.

But quarreling over this kind of thing would lead us nowhere so

: Let's do this

Naruto : ...............

Yondaime : HEY!

Naruto : What's with this tape?!

Yondaime : Naru-kun, we're going to do arm-wrestling.

Naruto : Haaa!?

Page 4

Yondaime : If you go over this tape, you lose.

Bringing down the opponent's whole arm makes you the winner.

It's OK to move your elbow, but it shouldn't leave the tatami mat.

There will be 3 matches.

Naruto : That's fine with me.

But what'll you do if I win?

Yondaime : Hmm.. If you win even just once you can do as you please.

Naruto : Do.. don't forget what you said just now!!

Yondaime : That is if you win.

Page 5

Ready

Set

Go..!?

SFX : DAN!!!

>>flop<<

Page 6

Naruto : wha..

What!?!?! What was that just now?!??!

Yondaime : Alright Naru-kun, you've got one defeat~

: I'll tell you something

: At Konoha's High Class Ninja's Arm Wrestling Competition, I was the champion for 3 consecutive years

Guy in the foreground : I'll definitely kill you!

Yondaime : Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! {There is no way to translate this to English O.o; - maybe just say "Good lUck!" ^^;}

{sorry can't read the rest, it's blurred =_=}

Page 7

Yondaime : With arm wresting, you can't win with only brute strength.

>> I'll take this fuda maki<<

You also need technique and strategy.

>>guy's back : Loser <<

GUY : I heard..

you're going to become a Hokage.

Yondaime : Yeah..

GUY : with a guy of your abilities, there won't be any objections.

: I will entrust life to you. Do your best, Hokage-sama.

: Yondaime!

*grin*

Yondaime : *grin*

: Thanks...

Yondaime : A story of friendship

Naruto : Hmmmm.... Hey, let's hurry up and continue the match.

Yondaime : Uwaaa... you don't even care. {I'm just guessing this one ^^; It's definitely an idiom}

Page 8

Naruto : Let's continue at once!!!

Yondaime : OK, OK.

Naruto : GO!!

: ... gu..

Yondaime : O? You pushed a bit

: ...............

Naruto : Damn!!!

Yondaime : chuuuu {kiss}

Naruto : !? {blush}

Page 9

Naruto : E.. a.. wha..what are you..

Yondaime : Don't resist and let me embrace you {In Japanese 'embrace' also means have sex :D XD }

Naruto : Ha.. wh..WHY

Yondaime : Right

Naruto : u..eh?

SFX : flop

Yondaime : Alright Naruto, this is your 2nd defeat~

Page 10

Naruto : Tha..

: That's unfair!!!

: That's REALLY UNFAIR!!

Yondaime : That was a brilliant technique

> thought bubble < : It was a lie, though

: He was so cute I couldn't help myself..

Yondaime : Well, Naru-kun. Shall we have the last match?

> rolling up sleeves<

Naruto : Do you hate being bottom that much.?!!

< I'll definitely make him cry!>>

: last round!

>thought bubble< : If I can't win through normal means.. alright!

Page 11

Naruto : E...I, Uzumaki Naruto

: Will confess what I like about Kayaku!

Kayaku : Ha?

Naruto : The way that you sometimes treat me like a kid when the truth is, you may even be more childish than me!...And then I notice when you suddenly gets embarassed, I like that too!

< IS THIS A SPIRITUAL ATTACK? >>

Naruto : I can't say this out loud but when you embrace me it feels just right {uh... I can't translate here cause the kanjis are too blurry x_x; ..} .. and a wonderfully erotic body..ah..damn what am I saying.. that's not it.. what was it again..

Yondaime : Ah.. er.. you see..

Naruto : ah..whatever, I don't care anymore. Er.. I also like that you're awfully strong and yet you act careless with me! And did you know that last time while you were sleeping I kissed you? Didn't you know? That kind of thing!

Yondaime : E!? No, I'm sorry I didn't know... hey what are you doing!?

> He's doing his best..<

> This could be bad for me..<

Naruto : And then should I say all of your actions are erotic!!!

Yondaime >thought bubble< : U.. I don't know if I should be shy or embarassed.. did he say erotic!?

Naruto : And sometimes I wonder if you're trying to seduce me!!

Yondaime >thought bubble< : So you were thinking of that! Of course that's impossible!

Page 12

Naruto : I Really Like You! So please let me embrace you!! {Have sex with you! XD }

Yondaime : .................................

> uwaaaa <<

: ...I lost my strength... I can't go on anymore

Naruto : Here's my CHANCE!!

Page 13

Naruto : YEAAHHHH!!!

: Hey, you told me if I win even once I could do anything I like right! You said it yourself! Don't say you forgot it!! You said so, you said so!!

Yondaime : Aa.. yes, I did say so... you made me say it...I've looked at Naru-kun fondly.. I wonder why I said that.. that kind of thing..

: It's strange..

Naruto : So, is it alright?

Yondaime : Go ahead.

Naruto : ! OK!

: Hehe

YOndaime : You look happy~

Page 14

Naruto : I

: definitely don't have any experience but..

Yondaime >thought bubble> : u..uwaaaa~

: .....

Naruto : I really want to do it. Let me.

> .........<

> mm..<

> chu <

> chuu<

Yondaime >thought bubble< {--------too lazy to translate XD-----------------------}

Yondaime >thought bubble<: He's rough, but he's giving his all..

I guess this isn't bad.. yes, it isn't bad at all...

> chu<

Yondaime >thought bubble< : Wait, How does Naruto know how to do this kind of...

> kuchu<<

Yondaime >thought bubble> : My mind's going blank

> ..bu.<

> kuchu<

> nnn....<

Yondaime : Na-, I.. I can't..br..breathe...!

Page 15

Naruto : Ha... it feels good licking the inside

of your mouth.

Yondaime : I wish you wouldn't say that aloud

SFX : >twitch <

Yondaime > thought bubble<: Oh no, this is bad...

: Gu..!?

: Hey, wait!

Page 16

Naruto : ...Ha? Wait?

: Why

YOndaime : Uh.. I just remembered..

: I got work to do today!

Naruto : There's no waiting! I have no plans of stopping now!

: Haven't you given up yet! You don't know when to give up, do you!

: It's not the I won't stop.. there's just no way I can stop now.

: It's impossible, so don't say it.

Yondaime : Hahaha.. I've bumped into something..

.. Yo.. YOu're right..

Page 17

YOndaime : ...

> thought bubble< : Damn

Naruto : Just now!

: Just now you felt good, right??!

Yondaime : Yes, yes... I did.

> thought bubble < : It's.. weird.. Why am I so sensitive..

: Maybe 'cause I haven't played with myself in a while? That's why it's built-up? That can't be.. or maybe...

: because.. it's.. Naruto?

Page 18

Yondaime >thought bubble <: top or bottom, I don't care anymore.

: Naruto, I like you too.

SFX : Kotsun > rattatat <

BIRD : It's time for work! {I think that's what it says XD}

Page 19

YOndaime : ...So..sorry..uh..

> That made me lose the mood <

: Let's do it again next time..

: Naruto?

Naruto : Hey, y'know..

: I somehow feel impotent

Yondaime : Haha.. You can sleep ahead.

: .............

: Hmmmm....

: Since you won against me, I'll give you this.

Page 20

Naruto : ?

Yondaime : Bye

> disappear <

Naruto : WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS!!!!???

>He ran away again!!!<

Yondaime : You can use that instead..

THE END